#like 'pardon my french'

[turtlemurtlebooyakasha]

Some country troll: "Pardon my Rock but what the fuck."

Barb, eyes wide, trying to decide if she should laugh or be offended: "Wh."

[kitty4president]

hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this

[mountainshroom]

”La Vie en rose” featuring Al as an excuse for me to draw moody lighting

[moomoorare]

if u leave a like, please reblog as well :) 🐥🍎

Baghera et Pomme, ma famille préférée de deux 💛 (les autre nouveaux membres? Non non , ils ne signifient rien 😄)

[myokk]

Eloise’s face claim💓

I just realized I only posted this on Twitter…but I want to share it here too😤🫶

A few weeks ago I was on Pinterest and I saw some stills from this movie and I did a double take😳 like…it was literally like seeing how I picture her in my mind!!! I’ve never seen this movie before but now I have to!!!!!!

Also the fact that it’s Helena Bonham Carter?????? And Eloise is Bellatrix’s great-aunt??????? I SWEAR I DESIGNED ELOISE & EVERYTHING BEFORE I MADE THIS CONNECTION BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Some more stills from this movie bc I have NO CHILL…maybe I loved this movie in a different life and my soul remembered it because it is CRAZY !!!!!!!!

Also some drawings I did of my angel BEFORE I made this connection (aka all of them😆)

[ehlihr]

arthur returns fics are so insane bc the author has to decide whether arthur comes back for

a) merlin (safe answer)

b) to Fix Climate Change (baffling)

c) WWIII is on the horizon (?! what is he supposed to do?!)

d) to become the prime minister?!?

e) hes a communist now (always as a joke)

and im just baffled that i hvent seen anyone in my nine years straight up go divine right of kings with it. im not saying they should by any means im just saying the fanbase is tactless and like Someone Has To Have by Now. like maybe im self filtering but i refuse to believe as obtuse a fanbase hasnt done something that tasteless yknow

[witchinatree]

the magnus archives is officially too much of an influence on my life

i've been learning french for almost a month now and it means i'm saying "my name is" a lot more and every time i say it or read it my mind just goes to "je mappelle martin blackwood et je suis non solitaire plus"

or like when i'm practicing spanish!!!!! what the fuck!!!!! "me llamo martin blackwood y yo no soy solitario nunca màs"

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

LEAVE ME ALONE [flashbang] AAAAGHHHH (/ref)

[stars-self-ships]

To everyone who made a fuss about Lola Bunny's redesign in Space Jam: A New Legacy when it was first revealed, making claims like how she's not as attractive as she was in the first movie...

💖 You are wrong. 💖

[radiantmists]

people swearing at work is funny bc of course it's unprofessional so if something slips out you immediately have to apologize and play it off, but at the same time we're all adults who know swear words and nobody actually cares.

and at least to me it feels like this fun little moment where its a little more obvious that we're all performing as Professional Adults but that isn't really who we are. like in play rehearsal when your friend flubs a line and everyone giggles

[tragedia]

i need everyone to know that mr. winfred, with certain words and at certain times (like when angry or tired or drunk) has a slight orlesian accent that comes through in his speech. it's not fully there all the time, because he a) was still born in kirkwall originally b) was raised among people with an assortment of different accents, however it does happen along with him sometimes using orlesian phrases.

[shutuperce]

the st4 polaroids came out a year ago what what what waht whhaaastfsffs

[hercarisntyours]

what the FUCKKKKKKKK HOW HAVE I MADE 1000 POSTS

[exasperatedoctopus]

You tutoies the Quark? You tutoies him like the bad cat??? Jail! Jail for crazy alien man for 10,000 years!!

[jinxdrawsstuff]

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?? THANK YOU?? I???? PARDON??? EXCUSE ME??

[curiosity-killed]

I’m so extremely done with dance directors for this year lmfao

[megiddo-ichi]

You know there's a severe amount of irony to the phrase "black people shouldn't x" in relation to any form of culture when you do so much otherwise inspired by other cultures.

Trust me when I say you may as well say the quiet part aloud. It makes you just as pitiful.